We lost the South Bank of the Thames to The Queue on Wednesday.
Thursday we had The Queue contained to Southwark Park. Sleep came easy that night.
But somewhere along the way we got cocky - containment failed. The breach rapidly expanded north. Green Park, St James's Park & Hyde Park Corner have all fallen.
We think some famous footballer (from the 2000s) was involved in the containment breach: Anything for a knighthood.
The Queue was five miles long before we lost the ability to measure it. Our equipment doesn't work anymore.
It’s like 2020 all over again: Next week, we’re closing the shops, the schools and the encouraging people not to work.
The republicans warned us. We should have listened. It may now be too late.
